Saturday, April 30, 2011

Lunch Rush; Otherwise Known As Asshole Hour. Part 1

First of all, Lunch Rush is something to be very very afraid of when you work fast food. Not only are you bum rushed by 40 people in an hour, your also forced to deal with the top 4 asshole types. Usually the top 4 are seen individually and sporadically throughout the day, but not lunch rush. They all gather for lunch rush.

First theres Business Asshole; Male or BAM

BAM has the idea, that every fiber of my being wants to serve him. And therefore, because my sole happiness comes from handing him a cup for soda, it is perfectly fine to have a phone conversation in front of me while my customers wait.
"Oh sure BAM can pick up those files Jim! What is BAM doing? Oh, just trying to get some food while on break. Honestly I've been in line for an hour the people here are so DUMB and SLOW!"
Its at this point that BAM chuckles and looks at me with that confused dumb look all people get when they insult someone, and realize OH SHIT THEIR STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
Yes, That face. That "Oh I'm sorry I said that, but I wont apologise for it" face.
Take your Tacos and get out of my face.

Next we have Asshole Number Two; Mom And Kids Asshole or MAKA.

Shes the Working Mom! The Mom thats got it all handled! The Mom who can multitask! Actually, she can't do any of that shit. But God Damnit she will fool everyone in this store into thinking she can.
First thing I hate about these Moms are not exactly the Moms...just the Kids. The kids who scream, the kids who shove their heads, hands, feet into anything and everything they can. The kids who think that Hot Sauce is awesome cause if you jump on it it'll explode. I HATE THESE KIDS. And then I start to hate the mom, who stands in front of my cashier asking little Jimmy if he would like a soft, or crunchy taco. But little Jimmy just wont pay attention to her! Oh Jimmy! Mommy's gonna get on your eye level now! JIMMY WHICH TACO DO YOU WANT!?

Yeah, I feel bad for Mom sure. But as many MAKA's as I've seen....I've never seen one MAKA discipline her kid. So you cant feel too bad for em.

Part 2 Coming Tomorrow


  1. Interesting stuff you write here

  2. I feel like tacos now lol

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